Characters and Emotions 4

You are JOHN EGBERT and you are doing the windy thing! It's so super fun since the veil is so open and free that you can just kind of fly around laughing like a derp and have fun without anyone being a butt face!

And then Jade is outside screaming at you to pick her up to!! This is going to be awesome because she is your sorta-kinda sister and is amazing to have around! You pick her fly over to her and push both of you off into the sky again. She smiles at you and makes a swimming motion to get over to you. You hug each other like the epic siblings you are and you giggle like a dork.

"Hey'ya John! Why're you out here all by yourself??", She asks with her trademark buck teeth out of her upper lip. You grin too, you're awesome trademark teeth stickin' out too. Sometimes you want to compare them together because they're that cool.

>>RESPOND

Oh yeah!

"Oh! Uh, I don't know. I'm thinking about yesterday because I think I lik- oh fuck! I mean uh-uhhh", you start stuttering and blushing and holding your head at the same time. Just because you went through a slight emotional breakdown doesn't mean you're ready to admit that you like, you know, like like or something uhm that one guy you know and uh let's listen to Jaaaaaadddeeeeee yeaaaah!!

Speaking of Jade, she is now smiling and giggling. You start to blush more and turn away from her.

>>FREAKOUT.

Now is not a good time to dance to disco music!

>>I MEAN FREAK THE FUCKING HELL OUT

Oh, okay, that makes more sense.

"Shiiiiiiiiiitshitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiiiit Jade um okay so I know I have to marry Rose and stuff and I'm not supposed to be a homosexual but uh I guess you might say I like this one guys and stuff kind of like like and um I guess you could say love because I may have this crush thing on Kar- that one guy and and oh jeez uhuhhhhh and I MIGHT BE FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT. ONLY THIS MUCH."

She smacks your head.

"Duuuuuh John! I already knew you had a crush on Karkat! You talked to Rose about it already, and its plainly quite obvious!! I wanted to let you know that I just talked to Karkat! He talked to Rose too, it seems, and she told him to come to me for help. So now I'm telling you, YOU should go to him."

"...bluhhh?"

"John, go ask Karkat out or something. Now. Because I know Rose told Karkat to ask you because your a wimp but COME ON you got to be the pants in this relationship, so say's Dave. Now lets stop doing the windy thing, I go tell Rose the news and you go find Karkat!"


>>FIND KARKAT

ARGH fine, okay, you'll listen to Jade. You doubt that this will work at all and you believe that Karkat will most definitely be so SUPER PISSED that he won't want to be your co-friend leader and/or cinema buddy after this!

...Well, you mean like, MAYBE he might do that thing in Titanic and play hard to get but then woo over your adorkableness?? Because that, you think, would be so cool. And uh, Ironic. Like Dave you know?!

You smile form your inner thoughts and stop using the windy thing once your over the platform. You let Jade down and teleport yourself into Karkat's and your room. You open the door to walk in.

Karkat is standing right in front of you, a arm stretched out for the doorknob.

Your body decides that now is a good time to faint from sleep exhaustion.